Girls dating boys


29-Jan-2018 23:21

Which leads us into the next FACT: The whole activity of sex is just different with a girl.I’m not talking about the obvious: We all know girls are soft-skinned, curvaceous creatures with bodies and smells very different than our male counterparts.It’s time to face the sweet music: You are burning with an insatiable, ever-expanding desire to kiss that gorgeous girl who smiles at you behind the Starbuck’s counter as she oh-so-lovingly adds two pumps of sugar-free vanilla syrup into your latte, every morning.The moment has come to accept the glorious fact that the real reason you hate your BFF’s boyfriend is simply because you wish it was YOU, NOT HIM, sleeping in her bed.

We are nesters by nature, and constantly have to fight the urge to make you a copy of our keys that fine moment we matched on Tinder (don’t all modern love stories start on Tinder? If you neglect to escape the dreaded curse of the U-Haul, and find yourself moved in by date #2 -- by the time you reach date #5, you will probably be blissfully married (or "domestic partners" depending on how repressed a state you live in) with two adopted adult cats and a thriving organic kale garden you and your partner affectionately tend to in matching flannel (JK... By date #7, you will have filed for divorce, and be in the throes of a vicious custody battle over the two adopted adult cats.

You’ve probably been suffering through sexless dates with men since you were that coveted teenage girl whom all the boys wanted in their yard.

It’s important to keep in mind, however, that there are quite a few KEY differences when you’re a girl-dating-a-girl that may (or may not) come as a surprise to your new sexually unshackled self. Lesbians inherently understand the utmost importance of first impressions, and we are mega aware the location we choose for the first date will be fully analyzed/broken down by the girl we are taking out.

The time has come my fellow precious, lady-loving, Sapphic Sisters to get the f*ck out of the closet.

I don't care how you wish to identify (lesbian, bisexual, queer, questioning, pansexual, WHATEVER).

Keep this in mind when you’re feeling intimidated about going to Lesbian Night solo, without knowing a single Sapphic Soul: WE WANT YOU TO BE THERE. Even if we aren’t wildly attracted to you, we love a sparkling new face, an effervescent new member of the tribe.